Axe Cop exposed that he'd only want to have kids "in a jillion decades when I am completed with my work" (i.e., the last bad man in the world has been killed.) Axe Cop would then use unicorn magic to switch his ideal buddy Sockarang into a girl, and they'd have a household with each other. Cleverbot at instances will switch you into the opposite gender (obviously in a fake purpose-enjoying way) generally...
